Kesterworld

Manchester United did well this week. Unfortunate for Chelsea to miss out on the prize due to penalties. However, the pain of John Terry is naught in comparison with Master of Hedges, a Football Manager who has been seeking glory but is yet to locate it. As the Telegraph Fantasy Football season drew to a close he was convinced of his superiority. But at the last hurdle he fell. Hard. His heart was shattered as I surged past to claim a mighty victory for the fifth year in succession. But the Master of Hedges is resilient. He shall be back next season to be treated like a football once again, and receive his next kicking. Clearly this is an incredibly important issue. Clearly.